If you have a list of things you probably shouldn't do - add "read quora sex questions and stories" to that list,please. I have no sense of boundaries so I have unfortunately, gone through a plethora of these questions and stories on Quora. I have just one question - what kind of lives are these people living?

I thought India was afraid of sex - probably didn't even say the word sex - but Quora has enlightened me about the most kinky parts of the country. I did not want to know about it, at all - but here I am. And I know I am no sex guru, but you best believe that I have some answers to all those questions asked.

So heres, me, a 20 year old answering sex questions from Quora for no reason at all.

What is it like to lick a girl's ass?

A question that philosophers have not been able to answer for years - but a philosophy student can try. So let's clear the air first okay? Don't judge this poor chap. It's such a genuine, heartfelt question - he just wants to know.

See, i'm no gynac, but I don't think a guy's ass feels any different from a girl's ass. So if you've done the former - it probably feels the same. Now, if you haven't done either - i'll help you out. The ass is probably the smoothest part of someones body, so there isn't going to be much texture involved. And it may be smelly - or not - it really depends on the person.

Since smell makes up for majority of taste - it'll probably taste exactly like it smells. And honestly, I have no experience but I wanted to try it. Here's how you can figure it out - lick your forearm, and that's probably how it feels. But then again, I'm no ass expert - so just try it and let me know, too.

Where can I get aunty girls in Bangalore?

I had to do some research about who exactly are aunty girls - and apparently that's not a thing, so I came to my own conclusion. I'm thinking this kind gentlemen means "older women" but was just confused. It's okay, it happens buddy.

I am not from Bangalore so I can't really help you out with that but I do have some questions for you instead. Who are aunty girls? Why do you want aunty girls? Is "aunty girls" a new fetish I don't know about? Can aunty girls be both aunties and girls at the same time?

So. Many. Questions. I know I'm supposed to be answering them, but I'm stumped. Also very intrigued to know more about aunty girls, so if you know anything about them, please let me know. Thank you.

What is the full form of sex?

This one is rather easy - Shitty ex. That's the full form of sex. It may sound out of place, but it makes sense. When people say I want to have sex - they just mean that they're done with their shitty ex's behavior.

And when people say - "dude I had sex yesterday" - it just means that they finally got rid of their shitty ex. It's such a common slang word, why would anybody ask this, anyway, next question.

What do you call or named the love between a teenager and an aged woman?

If the age gap is anything more than 5 years, paedophilia.

Should a 25 year old guy be able to date 16/17 year old girls?

Refer above.

Can a ghost perform physical intercourse with its victim?

I have no idea what this question means at all. Do you mean can a ghost have sex with someone who's alive? Who's the victim here?

And if you do mean the former, I guess ghosts can have sex? I mean it isn't entirely impossible, is it? We don't really know anything about ghosts so we can't cancel out the possibility okay? It's a very smart question, if you think about it. I think I'm going to be up all night reading about ghost sex. Great.

Now that I have to do research work, I think it's safe to say I have exhausted my questions. But basically, Quora is a cuckoo hole of quirky, strange people with very omnious questions about sex.