If there is one thing we can agree on, it would be that sex is not at all what they show in the movies, or porn. The kind of finesse and perfection showed on screen most definitely never replicates itself in real life. Sex can be awkward and there are some moments that can truly embarrass you, and make place in your ‘house of shame’ museum of life.
Don't take it so seriously if things go awry. Laughing off the awkward times can actually increase your intimacy and make sex even more fun over a period of time.
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One would rather die than fart during sex. However, this can happen to anyone.
The pressure that increases gradually around the abdomen and downwards can lead to the body letting out some gas. This release is totally normal, and perhaps can add some comic relief to your act.
Ruin the sheets
It is entirely possible for women to get a little too excited and orgasm, while getting a bit messy. A lot of women experience ‘squirting’ while doing the deed. The pressure that is built in the nether regions can come out in the form of urine as a part of an orgasm. It seems weird but is normal, as each woman has different types of orgasmic reactions.
The wrong turn
You know when they "accidentally" (not at all) take a wrong turn at the fork of the road and speed while taking a speeding towards the wrong turn and everything seems to be heading in backward direction? That’s when you have to sort of get a little stern and warn “Wrong way, buddy!”.
Trying anal sex requires some research, some prep, and of course full consent before you steer off to the road that’s possibly a no-entry.
State of gas
For women, they could either queef or fart — or both — during sex. They do not tell you this in school in the sex education class, but the thrusting is going to push some air into the vagina, and there is only one path for it to get out. It does sound funny and embarrassing, but it is literally just air, so don't worry about it.
You’re feeling kinda kinky and try a new position. But no matter how much of workout you do, in the end you will not be able to sustain a particular position more than a few minutes.
So the situation can turn hilarious when either one of you falls flat on face, or bum – riskier the position, weirder the situation gets. However, this could happen to any couple except nobody would want to come out with a story in public where Jack and Jill both tumbled down rather embarassingly.
This can be rather catastrophic. When both of you are ‘in the mood’ to tear each other’s clothes off, and go full jackhammer style, things get a little too enthu and your partner ends up hurting you instead. Well the force in any manner can be a mishap, and sex can turn into one of you or both being somewhat ‘injured’ in the process. That injury of course would hurt way more than it should.