We all have used Google for the most random things, and we’ve been doing that since for as long as we can remember. Google practically serves as a one-stop-shop answering machine for our eclectic thoughts and curiosities, offering answers and solutions for anything and everything that comes under to our fancy.
All of us have used it for college projects, to check out which disease that we have based on our symptoms (It always rounds us to having cancer, somehow), to find torrent links of movies and songs and much much more. While we use Google for all this today, our initial experiences with the search engine were much weirder, as it practically was like a talking genie for all our curiosities when we were young.
Whether you accept it or not, all of us, at some point of time have used Google for information on sex. From a young boy or girl discretely searching for porn to the curious kid trying to find out how babies are made, our search histories in the past have consisted of the various sex questions that we’ve googled. The absence of sex education given to us during our childhood has at some point or the other prompted us to resort to Google for sex advice. While certainly not ideal, it has led to some hilarious first sex question googling stories, and the millennials we talked to this time share their ones!
“I remember our 8th-grade biology textbook had a chapter on reproductive organs. So it had diagrams and everything, but our teacher told us that the diagrams are for representational purposes right. I got curious and wanted to see one actually looked. But like I forgot the word vagina and I didn’t have my textbook, so I Googled “ Female Peeing Organ” and clicked on the first link. God, I’ve been dumb and uninformed since I was a child.”
“ So I don’t know about you, but I discovered masturbation because my boy gang in school told me about it. This was maybe in 9th grade. They just basically shared their experiences and didn’t exactly tell how it actually works or what it was called okay. So I googled “ How To Release White Liquid from the penis. Please don’t judge me okay”
“Okay don’t go all late bloomer on me or anything, but I never watched porn till like last year okay. So I got into a relationship and didn’t want to look like someone who’s inexperienced. So last year I googled and watched a couple of tutorial videos on how to wear a condom. Don’t worry, they usually use a cucumber or a dildo as a prototype”
“I remember our school was one of the few ones that actually had a sex-ed class. But they used to do it separately with boys and girls. I don’t know what but I really really wanted to know what happened in the boys one, but obviously I didn’t know anything about sex or sex ed at that point. So I googled Boy Private Parts and watched a Wiki How video of 5 interesting facts about the penis. God the internet is a weird place!”
“ I haven’t googled a sex-related question as such. The first few searches were mainly porn-related. However, I and my best friend googled 2 girls 1 cup, that too while having pizza once. I feel the first few sex-related questions I googled were mainly around how does sex work or how does it happen”
Do you have some weird sex questions that you googled as well? Tell us in the comments below!